On Vacation

What is a vacation? Leisure time from work? Hmmm... why is this 'leisure time' always filled with things to do? Just because a guy has some spare time does not mean that everyone (mostly women that fill now is the time to get the poor guy to do all those things that she thinks he should do) needs to start planning his time off.

My idea of leisure time is sitting on my ass playing my guitar, drinking espresso, and doing my home recording. I let my beard grow, stay up until daybreak, sleep late into the afternoon, and generally become a slob. My vacation has started and I have two weeks to be a slob. Now what can a slob do....